Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Lolligagging and feeling fine

I travelled back from the mountains today. It was an easier trip than getting there because I didn’t have to pack the manatee skins. Those things were heavy! The orac value of a manatee hide is tremendous. Well, the tribes men were happy to take the skins from me. The ceremony they were preparing for was in honor of Lumpamas, their god of luck. The hides were to be sliced up and ground in to a special Master Formula that is to be imbibed by the cheif. The cheif then goes on a hallucinagenic journey with Lumpamas and all the secrets of the coming months are revealed. He will show the cheif all the disasters that are in store for his people. He shows all the battles of the surrounding villages and how they will effect the cheif and his people. I think its just a load of hooey. The man gets dillusional drunk and expects to see all that will happen? I don’t think so. I took my 50 bucks and got the hell outta there.

Posted by mark the knopf at 04:05:30
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